Wednesday 14 November 2007

Computer illiterate!



These are funny quotes from calls made to a PC support line in a call centre by some Computer illiterate customers, it did make me laugh and I hope it will do the same to you, :o)

  • Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
    Female customer: A white one...


  • Customer: Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my diskette out.
    Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
    Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
    Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
    Customer: No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....


  • Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
    Customer: Your left or my left?


  • Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
    Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
    Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
    Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.


  • Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...


  • Customer: I have problems printing in red...
    Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
    Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.


  • Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
    Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies.


  • Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
    Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
    Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
    Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
    Customer:! OK
    Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
    Customer: Yes
    Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
    Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...


  • Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
    Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?


  • Customer: can't get on the Internet.
    Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
    Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
    Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
    Customer: Five stars.


  • Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
    Customer: Netscape.
    Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
    Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.


  • Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.


  • Tech support: How may I help you?
    Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
    Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
    Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?


  • A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
    Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
    Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."


  • And last but not least...

    Tech support: "Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
    Customer: I don't have a P.
    Tech support: On your keyboard, Colin.
    Customer: What do you mean?
    Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Colin.
    Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!

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8 comments:

MaySoon said...

LOOOL thanks for the laugh... I loved them all..lol especially the password and screen saver ones hhehe

Hiba said...

That was funny,ya weld Almdina..
thanks for sharing it with us..

was so cool ..

Hiba said...

ملاحظة:

خاطري نتلاقوا..
http://h-dailylife.blogspot.com/2007/12/blog-post_06.html

فراشة said...

هيهيهيهيهيهي
عجبنى الموضوع
و خلاني نضحك
فيه حاجات او اسئلة ما كنتش نعرفها
و سألت عليها

منها زمان لما درت شاشو توقف و كانت حلوة
للاسف كانت تختفي لما نحرك الماوس

ف توا فكرتني بيها

........................

مش صدفة خشيت لمدونتك
لكن قاصدتها
ان شاء الله تدوم الزيارات للمدونات بيننا
سلام

Hiba said...

come back And Update for us

Anglo-Libyan said...

Eid Mubarak to you and your family

Hiba said...

HaPpY Eid,
Enjoy The Eid Times with Your Family and Your friends.

Eat well,and be Happy..

And Pray For All muslims Around The world.
Ask Allah to Make All the People Around the World Live
in Pace.

Weldemdina said...

eid mubarek to you all, unfortunatly its not a happy one for me and my family this , as we lost my dear brother last week in a car accident in Tripoli and I am currently in Tripoli, may allah belss you all and protect you from all harm, amin.